… short week, at least for those who made the bridge.
And speaking of criticism, the title photo also fell victim to it. Incidentally, I have more or less time for it with him, depending on the amount of work in the editorial office. Since not everyone liked the previous one, this time I took even more time and pursued my own wishes and ideas for the perfect cover photo. I hope you enjoy it!
“Me, every time my dog is lying somewhere cute.”
«Can someone tell me what this sign means?»
‘How are we supposed to try this? And why is she wearing gloves?”
“Cashier: ‘The receipt is in your pocket.'”
“Me: ‘You too.'”
“When you go to bed and forgot to turn off the light.”
“The fresh veggies I just bought see the old veggies in my fridge.”
“That’s why they never came back.”
«I noticed that McDonald’s has a blank wall, so I decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s been 51 days since I hung him.»
«Whoever put that fake sticker on an airport store is now my enemy for life.»
«Two sisters and a brother had friendship tattoos.»
“I’m listening to the latest drama in my best friend’s life.”
“Whoever put the back pain meds on the bottom shelf is an asshole.”
“I reenacted family photos with my dog, slowly replacing them around the house to see if my mom would notice. She wasn’t very amused.”
“What if we used 100% of our brains?”
“Me, because I think a road trip with kids will be fun.”
“Ten minutes after departure.”
‘Where does Scar’s accent come from? Did he study abroad?”
“I am jobless.”
“I live with my mom.”
“Let’s make a baby.”
“If your grandmother knows you like science and she makes you such little things.”
“My girlfriend is at the vet and sent this to me.”
“I hate it when people use their zodiac sign to justify behavior, like B. ‘Sorry, it’s not my fault, I’m a Scorpio’. No, Susan, you’re just a bitch.”
“God: ‘Well, there’s only one rule…'”
“Eve:”
“No one:”
“My 8-year-old self:”
“What’s the first thing you’d do with a time machine?”
“Me: ‘That’s not what he would have wanted.'”
“Today I found out my husband had saved me as ‘Jennifer Wortman’ on his phone.”
“It could have been worse. One of my identical twins kept the other twin in his phone as ‘spare parts’.”
“Patience, Ted … patience.”
«Is it weird that we all know who this is without seeing his face?»
“When a baby cries and you want to give it back to its mother, but you are the mother.”
“People using the Umberella Academy standard drive-by meme.”
“Me, who found this cool Malcolm-in-the-middle format.”
“If the only person I know talks to other people:”
“The worst thing she can say is ‘no’.”
“Seen at 12:48.” “4:36 PM”
Source: Watson
I am Ross William, a passionate and experienced news writer with more than four years of experience in the writing industry. I have been working as an author for 24 Instant News Reporters covering the Trending section. With a keen eye for detail, I am able to find stories that capture people’s interest and help them stay informed.
On the same day of the terrorist attack on the Krokus City Hall in Moscow,…
class="sc-cffd1e67-0 iQNQmc">1/4Residents of Tenerife have had enough of noisy and dirty tourists.It's too loud, the…
class="sc-cffd1e67-0 iQNQmc">1/7Packing his things in Munich in the summer: Thomas Tuchel.After just over a year,…
At least seven people have been killed and 57 injured in severe earthquakes in the…
The American space agency NASA would establish a uniform lunar time on behalf of the…
class="sc-cffd1e67-0 iQNQmc">1/8Bode Obwegeser was surprised by the earthquake while he was sleeping. “It was a…