The cover photo must contain:
A dirty packet of washing powder with a banana in her nose while she put on a tomato
And this is what the work should be called:
shit happens
The idea came from:
Unknown.
“*tries not to be ashamed*”
“Person: ‘Nice weather.'”
“Thanks.>”
«Women in the year 1600:»
“The church:”
«When you talk normally and then suddenly your sentence rhymes.»
“In just two words, tell me what state you’re from.”
“If you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month.”
“Me after I finally decided what I wanted to watch on Netflix.”
«Another youth star lost to drugs.»
“You: ‘A breakup hurts the most.'”
“Me: ‘Have you had that before?'”
“The response I really need.”
“When you walk up to a bird and it doesn’t fly away. »
“Hey, can we do this when the lights are out?”
“Naturally.”
“My mother as a grandmother.”
“My mother as a mother.”
“When my friends try to persuade me to go out after I’m already done for the night.”
«Fun fact: T-Shirt is actually short for ‘Tyrannosaurus Shirt’. Because of the short arms.»
“No one:”
“The floor:”
“My ankle:”
“If your colleague asks a question and the meeting takes 25 minutes longer.”
Lindsay Lohan has given birth to a baby boy.
“God, it’s big!”
“Don’t be fooled by the video, seals are dangerous. I heard a group of them killed Bin Laden.”
“Whoever did this is purely evil.”
“I think of all the fun I’m going to have after work.”
“Me too when I go home from work.”
“She printed the screenshots of the conversation. It doesn’t look good for this man.”
“If you’ve coughed three times in class and you’re trying to stop coughing.”
“You need to stop staring at screens and get out more.”
“Outside:”
“When you hear a really annoying voice and you turn around to see what the person looks like.”
“If you look on Google during an argument and you see that you are right.”
“When you wake up after a nap and you don’t know what planet you’re on.”
“Go in alphabetical order.”
“This guy looks like every Spider-Man actor put together.”
“This brings joy.”
“This is not a source of joy.”
“For guests I don’t like, I turn hot dog water into ice cubes.”
“Well, I just want to say I’m a huge fan.”
“Tomorrow I get up and train at 6am.”
“Me at 9am:”
“Doorbell broken. Shout ‘ding dong’ really loud.”
«Me: ‘This is a public toilet. Please don’t touch the ground. ”
“Grandchild:”
“Bugs when you turn over a stone.”
Source: Watson
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