sorry for the fuss The expectation for the anniversary with number 52 of the picdump was so great that the issue came too early. So here’s the planned number 51.
The cover photo must contain:
Rabbit eats spaghetti while balancing three gnomes on his head.
And this is what the work should be called:
Just no
The idea came from:
Bye
“Me: ‘I just want a sign that this year will be better.'”
«Toddlers: [können keine Schuhe binden, müssen stattdessen Klettverschlüsse tragen]»
“Toddlers when they see a tablet:”
“If you wake up after sleeping on your arm…”
“If the sign in the museum says ‘do not touch’.”
“Day 4: My mom still doesn’t notice because of the pineapple in my room.”
“I don’t know what this sign means and I’m too afraid to ask:”
«My husband when he says goodbye to me before going to work…»
“Me, in my thirties, after sleeping on a different side than usual.”
analog: “After seeing that, I don’t even know if I’m breathing properly.”
“Once you’ve seen the Cookie Monster, you can’t miss it.”
Only works in English.
«*I notice that my skin is clear*»
“My skin, 2 seconds later:”
“If you see a cat on the street.”
“When everyone is talking about ‘Barbie’ and ‘Oppenheimer’, but you watch ‘The Office’ for the 100th time.”
“If you try to maintain your optimism after everything has gone wrong.”
“Help, I accidentally built a jeep.”
“Oh god, I did it again.”
“Wait a minute… What are they celebrating?!”
Analog: “The fact that Chris Pratt isn’t his son’s favorite superhero hurts me.”
«There is no such thing as the perfect eraser…»
“Rami Malek and Emma Corrin Are Reportedly Dating.”
“I know eye contact in this house is bloody disturbing.”
«Bank Balance: $0.00»
“Mental Health: Unstable”
“Relationship: Alone Forever”
“Me, I check memes at 2am:”
“The fattest man in the world in 1890 (people paid money to see him).”
“That’s not even the fattest man I’ve seen tonight and I was home alone all day.”
“If your best friend stops sending memes and starts sending TikTok links instead: ‘You’re walking a path I can’t follow!'”
«My contribution to the federal competition for the Duck Stamp (Adhesive seal must be purchased prior to hunting migratory waterfowl such as ducks and geese) Art competition did not win.»
“Worst graffiti ever.”
“Soft drink.”
“TV without reception.”
“Get up too fast.”
“Limb has fallen asleep.”
“How I think my apocalyptic outfit should look, as opposed to how it actually looks.”
A play on words.
“Cat hair.”
“Freshly swept house.”
“I’ve learned ‘inpainting’ and will be updating some memes.”
“You’re going to improve their quality, right?”
«You improve their quality, right?»
Source: Watson
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