About 50 million singles Users jump on Tinder. That is a lot. To stand out from the crowd, you need an exciting profile.
Here’s some inspiration from people who know that humor is more important than a few inches more or less.
We’re talking height – you piggy.
He gave everything for Tinder. Maybe a little too much of a good thing. ripped
Would someone please redeem him?
Peanut butter mama looks very nice though.
For God’s sake can someone please date me so I don’t have to take my mom to fancy dress parties anymore!
The last time I was someone’s husband was when I started donating blood.
I’m really only here because my family is starting to think it’s weird that I come to family gatherings like weddings, Christmas and baby showers with my Danny Devito cutout and demand that he be assigned a spot.
Oh, a nostalgic fan!
Our relationship will be like the Nintendo 64: classic, fun and every problem will be solved by having it [durch]blows and pushes him back inside.
Honesty is best.
When I swiped you left, I was probably pooping.
Sometimes a picture says more than a thousand characters Tinder bio.
No one has ever been able…
… resist Rick Astley.
Because pizza won’t fuck your best friend at prom.
Secure? Unfortunately.
Lol, no, I’m not going to come to your house in that costume.
Mmmm, sandwiches.
I’ve learned that men have two kinds of feelings: hungry and horny. If I see you without an erection, I’ll make you a sandwich.
coffee, anyone?
I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn’t know how I like my coffee. I love my coffee like I love my women. Without other people’s cocks in it.
hands on heart…
Coolest guy, always ready to lend a hand.
Clearly a professional.
(Not quite literally translated, more “hand”.)
Stop asking, I’ve never held one before.
The good news is that she’s bigger than you anyway.
This miniature horse is actually a normal sized horse and I am 4 meters tall. Surprise!
Do not buy Colgate Whitening toothpaste! It claims to whiten in 14 days. It’s been two weeks now and I’m still Asian.
dream dude.
Unemployed and mentally handicapped, but otherwise a real catch.
ps. are you the bottom of my laptop? You’re hot …
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23 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles You’ve Ever Seen:
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