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No wonder we have become what we are today with such children’s books

Children’s books are designed to help children understand difficult topics in a simple way. Still others should teach them something, and still others should just keep our posterity busy.

Great sensitivity is required in the design of such books so as not to upset the children. Unfortunately, this didn’t work very well in the following examples. Although we must honestly say that sometimes it is up to us ~~dirty~~ thoughts lies.

This game is probably something for the next college party.

“The children sit in a circle. In the center is a child chosen as “Poor Kut” (actually “Poor Cat”). The Poor Cunt kneels before a child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the kid he’s looking at has to say “Poor Cunt!” say. When it smiles, it becomes the “poor pussy”. If it doesn’t laugh, the ‘puss’ has to try someone else.”

You can’t even trust a teddy bear anymore…

“Teddy Bear doesn’t care about the bathtub. He’d rather watch.”

That could give the wrong impression of Japan.

It can happen if you are at sea for a week.

Who gets so tired all of a sudden?

“Turtles sleep.”

I have to put something true?!

“Put your finger in the cat’s ass.”

Keep licking, lion, keep licking!

“The secret of a good lover is…not knowing when to stop.”

Ah, Mexican food.

“It hurts when I poop.”

We are curious what the apple says.

“Everyone poops.”

An important topic. But is that the right blanket?

“Pride and Premenstrual Syndrome: A Period Game.”

A different name would certainly have been the answer.

Because kids still think of cats when they hear “Pussy.”

This book is even interactive. Although it would be better not to.

Dear users, you are all fantastic sausage factories on the go!

“But before she could say the words, Mr. Rogers put something in her mouth. It was so good that Mrs. Rogers forgot to be angry.’

Okay, so that has nothing to do with ambiguity anymore.

The drawings are from a Norwegian alphabet book for children.

Who is this Dick anyway?

Oh, ask your parents, they should translate it for you.

Now seriously, who does that?

So that everyone has learned something today:

Why revolve around it, it is what it is.

“All my friends are dead.”

To allay common fears of children.

“Nobody wants a nuclear war.”

It’s nice when kids have thriving imaginations, but…

“Imagine I’m the poop and you poop me out.”

Let’s hope they both come.

“‘A lion is coming,’ says Timon. It is a beautiful young lioness – Nala.”

🤔🤔🤔

The perfect gift for First Communion. Not!

“My first small breast augmentation.”

If that goes for both of you. ️🤷‍♂️

“An unpleasant morning is much better than a lonely night.”

(smi)

Source: Watson

Ross

I am Ross William, a passionate and experienced news writer with more than four years of experience in the writing industry. I have been working as an author for 24 Instant News Reporters covering the Trending section. With a keen eye for detail, I am able to find stories that capture people’s interest and help them stay informed.