*Sorry I was out of the office last Wednesday. So it may be that one or the other meme has passed me by. I’m forgiven.
And here it is:
The idea came from:
calihente111_be
The cover photo must contain:
A squid invasion from which only memes can save us.
And this is what the work should be called:
Memes save lives!
Not in the mood for the best of? Okay, then we’ll go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳
And for everyone else:
Finally Wednesday again!
And with that, welcome to the picdump!
“This is what it looks like when my brain cells try to get my body going in the morning.”
Be patient enough for the cistern to fill up again before trying again!
«Me: *tries to flush friend’s toilet*
Non-flushable poop:»
checkmate!
«*me having a barbecue*
“Isn’t that your third plate?”
Me: ‘Isn’t that your third husband?'”
If you don’t squat on it…
“‘Where’s the remote?’
The remote control:”
It hurts the ego…
“You: ‘I’m only 35, I’ve got my whole life ahead of me.’
Sports presenter: ‘Here comes the oldest player in the league. He’s 32. A miracle.’»
Worth every franc!
At least no alcohol. 🤷♂️🤷♀️
“My organs watching me take 800mg of ibuprofen on an empty stomach, which I wash down with two energy drinks.”
Deep as the ocean.
«‹Your eyes say a lot about you!›
I’m broke, send me money!”
We think that’s a rumor.
“In the past, people would actually walk into a dealership and say, ‘Yeah, that’s the car I’m willing to pay for for the next 5 years.'”
The dangerous words.
“I try not to cry.
Someone: ‘What’s up?'”
dic pump?
Absolutely disgusting!
“Like people who say milk comes before cereal (in the bowl) eat their hot dogs.”
Why is this so true? 😂
“When waitresses date the kitchen staff.”
It’s just a bit of a lie.
“
‹???? Send me a picture.>”
Horror movie fans like this:
“I’m watching someone get chopped into little pieces in a horror movie.”
The dark side of being a child star.
«Another young actor’s life is ruined by drugs and alcohol.»
I WANT THAT!
“I’m too old and too financially responsible to want that. But I want it.”
It’s so bad it’s almost good again.
If you have a better idea, post it in the comments.
« ‘Where is the best place to be during an earthquake?’
Me, an intellectual:»
Bad English puns, anyone?
As long as it helps. 🤷♂️🤷♀️
“Depressions.
I spend money I don’t have and buy things I don’t need.”
“I will love it!”
“Me, two minutes after I got home from work.”
Trolling is a way of life for some!
🙃
“My bills from last month match my bills from this month.”
Sorry, the meme wasn’t made that stupid by me… it’s funny anyway.
“Me: ‘I think I heard something outside.’
Father: “Let the dog have a look.”
The dog:”
“The good old days.”
«Ah, the 1980s…when a kid blew out his birthday candles over an ashtray, right next to an open beer, while someone held a lit cigar next to his face.»
Türütüdüdüdü!
Another pun in English.
You cannot feel an image.
“Mom: ‘Eat your food, it’s not that hot.’
The food:”
How many keys do you think it took?
“If you know from experience that you’re going to drop the wrench or the nut.”
Unlike the song, the meme comes too late.
Kate Bush in 1985 after the release of Running Up That Hill: ‘I don’t think you’re ready for this. But your kids will love it.'”
With particular specialization in the hotel industry.
“Inventor of the pillow that ensures that two is too much and one is not enough:”
You can’t plan that…
“The daughter I thought I had:
The daughter I actually have:»
Oh ouch! 😧
“When your buddy drives 150 miles an hour and says, ‘I loved her, bro…'”
Or even a festival flyer?
“Metal fans are like, ‘This is my favorite band.'”
Mindfuck!
“A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart showing how much pizza is left.”