“It’s aifach gail!” says Yara. And we can only sign that. Soft porn is nothing against it.
A bickering and fuss broke out in Episode 8, which is how Indiana Jones must have felt in the snake pit.
It wasn’t Indies Dream Date though, it was more like Nightmare. That also explains his face.
Although. It can also be a bit of a happy face. But mostly a crazy one. A “Hahahah shit-again-where-am-I-land-land” face.
It’s also my face when I watch this episode. When you witness this diverse carnal behavior and libidinal desires and a Dani Huber walks past you and sees the hustle and bustle on your screen says “Aiaiai” and you like this:
Good. Let’s give the slippery movie some substance, there has to be a story, a gripping story, we’ve all known that since “Why is there straw here” appearance.
Suajb is the first to go on the Dream Date with Yara. He wears the prettiest pants in the entire Bachelorette fashion history collection. Finally not those tight polyester leggings, a loose trouser leg, I appreciate that!
After all, Suajb also designs fashion herself. For a dress, he took Yara’s measurements in the very first episode. And now he has even made sketches of it!
Suajb, the initially so inconspicuous, the unnoticed and non-existent, is suddenly there.
By now he has jumped out of the Schrödinger cat state, has left the box in one jump and has been talking, cooking, laughing and now even deeper into the bachelorette’s heart ever since.
Suajb is a good one. Yara knows that too and therefore has him «aifach gära».
And to us, it kind of makes sense with these two hearts, especially since we know Suajb is so good at “Dustugere”.
Then he can vacuum Yara’s chaos – “I don’t want to say I’m a mess now, but maybe a little” – yes, right away! However, he immediately left a new one in her heart.
And not only him. Also Sebas and of course the amorous Eric. The only one who cleaned up is Amir. Amir, the offended one, has run out of good sayings and stupid sunglasses.
The Good Vibes are on the ground and Amir stomps on them again to make sure they stay put.
Then there he is, on the Dream Date yacht with Yara and Sebas and dead in spirit, frustration hacking his speech and bile-dissolved idioms foaming from his mouth: “Sebas is the third wheel in the car!” and “Sebas is the third car at the wheel!” and none of it is true and all Amir is left with is that pungent aftertaste that escalates to a lusty craving at the sight of Eric’s tongue in Yara’s mouth.
We watch as Amir completely sinks into bitterness and the once placid Suajb takes over the lifeline:
And we see Yara’s face, which works as reliably as putty in a Play-Doh shape, it adapts wonderfully to its template and comes out with razor-sharp outlines so everyone immediately recognizes, aha, there’s just a ” uncomfortable , unpleasant, uncomfortable until maybe I just have to get down on my knees, go under and never come up again »-Formli busted.
But of course a lot more happened in between! Sebastian, for example. The latecomer, who has never had a date with Yara and whose dream date started with a threesome, was allowed to swim with the bachelorette to an island after Amir’s departure, where he immediately bit her.
Okay, maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration. This is how it looked:
Not only did the bachelorette like it, it was one of the best kisses she got here in Thailand.
“Wowwowowow” and “enchanting” (about 17 times), says the wild Sebas. It was, as he later summed up for those who stayed home, “intense”.
He lives in Basel, she in Graubünden, not exactly a stone’s throw away, they say, but you just have to “talk to each other, because that works”. And otherwise nice to rummage around. Seems to work too.
But will it work as well as it did with Eric?
Eric with the cute rogue smile and the ghetto youth, the man who cries in front of other men and now also confesses his feelings to Yara.
“I gave her a cheeky look” – Eric stays until the next morning…
Only the last rose is missing…