FCB comes to the box office with Carnival

If FCB didn’t exist, you’d have to invent it. Certainly, in the carnival city of Lucerne, a lot is happening next to the lawn at the moment. But red-blue is and remains the larger schnitzel bank supplier. Because in David Degen he has a president made for a carnival theme. Because the ghost of club legend Alex Frei still hovers around the city three weeks after his release. Because internationally you pull the stars out of the sky, but nationally you often don’t get your foot in front of the other. Because you are far, very far from the glorious times of Bernhard Heusler.

Or to say the “underexposed” with the schnitzel bank: “From the Champions League place in Tabällekäller kho, in five Joor five trainers doregloo, mini Explanatory – and do isch epis dra, de Lüüt on the board mien e Vogel ha.”

Heyko Vogel. He is currently a team leader and at the same time an interim coach. A unique constellation. Today he leads FCB onto the field for the fifth time as a coach in the cup quarter final against St. Gallen. At the same time, he has to plan the new season and club boss David Degen has the last word on the selection. And he made FCB a transfer market. “Bim FCB serves d’Speeler koo and goo. Kuum kennsch dr name, do I är nümme do, nor dr Wärt vo de Speeler remains known, fifty cents per Player as a deposit. »

Bottle deposit for Esposito?

Someone for whom there is probably a deposit is called Sebastiano Esposito. He refused to come on as a substitute about a year ago, was pardoned – and now plays for Bari in Serie B. The Italian is representative of Degen’s transfer policy. They must have talent. And young. Too young? In any case, find the “Brunzguttere”: “Have to go to the toilet, boy, wash your hands already. Would warm the diaper and warm the baby bottle, now the ball is delivered directly to three cells, that is the daily life of the trainer of Alex Frei. »

Sorry about the ex-coach. Malice for the current president. “Our Rampass David Dääge, I don’t see anything as president. Y wish me – and y loss nid lugg, in Whirlpool d’Gigi Oeri zrugg », sings the wedgefish.

Roche’s heiress financed FCB for years, under Degen the club is becoming more and more affectionate. “D’Schwoobe goes back to dig coal, in Basel I dig au wiit abe, a celebrity heig dr order ge, dr Dääge is looking for coal fire FCB.”

In addition to money, Degen is also looking for sporting success. A victory in the quarter-final of the cup away against St. Gallen could provide relief in that regard.

Source : Blick