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Guarantee on the pitch?: Why DiDomenico beats Messi

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Usually seen in action: Friborg star Chris DiDomenico.
Dinosaur KesslerHead of hockey department

In Hong Kong, 40,000 fans recently gathered to see Lionel Messi and his Inter Miami Tingeltangel tournament. Messi was there, but he wasn’t on the pitch for a second. Because? Wounded. Or at least: beaten.

This is, of course, true with sports, because when you buy a ticket, you only get the right to entry and temporary stay, but there are no complaints about the quality of the performance. And therefore not regarding the composition, the result or other possible surprises that sports usually present.

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Guaranteed victory with DiDo

Appearance guarantee? That would be crazy. Imagine if Gotteron sold tickets with a promise in fine print: “Chris DiDomenico will be on the ice for at least 20 minutes, cause a lot of trouble, score two goals, secure the win, and then show up with a bleeding nose and freshly stitched wounds.” for a selfie marathon.”

After every game there was a flood of damage claims because DiDomenico showed up, played brilliantly and was involved in the victory, but only scored one goal, didn’t get into a fight yet and immediately disappeared into the locker room after the match. game, and with intact facial features.

Read the fine print?

Hong Kong would now like their money back, the government subsidized the event to the tune of about 2 million francs, with fans paying up to 500 francs for tickets to see the beaming figure pour water from several booths for the benefit of the defenseless Hong Kong team. . Maybe they just didn’t read the fine print on the tickets.

Conclusion? If you want to make sure you’re getting something sporty, you’re in better hands in Friborg than in Hong Kong.

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ZSK Lions
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HC Fribourg-Gotteron
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Lausanne HC
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EHK Biel
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3
64
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HC Ambri-Piotta
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