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Checking Dinos: Are Kahun and Michaelis spies?

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SCB star Dominik Kahun: German as reinforcements in Switzerland.
Dinosaur KesslerHead of hockey department

Why are National League clubs Bern and Zug hiring German reinforcements in the form of Dominik Kahun and Marc Michaelis? We remind you: if there are knockout matches against the Germans at the World Cup, we usually lose. So the question should be: why don’t National League clubs hire a lot more Germans? If you ask ChatGPT, you will receive several answers from the artificial intelligence, including the following: “The official language in Switzerland is Swiss German. This may be a barrier for German players who are not familiar with Swiss German.

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This is also possible: the Germans are deliberately infiltrating Swiss hockey in order to know exactly what to do at the World Championships. Anyway, it’s a little strange: Swiss clubs bring Germans as reinforcements, but at the World Cup we expect our players to be better than these Germans, who are obviously of higher quality than our Swiss, otherwise they wouldn’t be used as reinforcements

ChatGPT – artificial intelligence is back

However, the question of why the Swiss do not play in the German DEL is very easy to answer: because they would earn much less there.

However, artificial intelligence claims the opposite: “It is incorrect to say that not a single Swiss plays in DEL. In fact, the Swiss played in the DEL and some still play there.” Yeah. If you ask ChatGPT for examples, they will answer: “As my knowledge extends to September 2021, I cannot provide you with any current information about the Swiss hockey players in the DEL.”

Conclusion? The Germans are great, the AI ​​has some knowledge gaps and coach Naty Fischer would probably welcome it if several top Swiss players wanted to move to the DEL.

National League 23/24
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HC Fribourg-Gotteron
17
24
40
2
ZSK Lions
16
29
36
3
electric train
16
27
34
4
SK Bern
17
5
31
5
HC Lugano
16
5
26
6
Geneve-Servette HC
16
-7
26
7
HC Davos
16
8th place
24
8th place
SK Rapperswil-Jona Lakers
16
-4
22
9
Lausanne HC
16
-5
20
10
HC Ambri-Piotta
15
-1
19
eleven
SKL Tigers
17
-26
19
12
EHK Biel
15
-13
16
13
EHC Kloten
16
-18
14
14
HC Ajoye
15
-24
9

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