How to become a bright Italian and be an ordinary Russian woman: five practical tips Fashion

This summer I didn’t come up with anything original, so I only bought things for the cold season. Well of course I bought a divine sale deshman.

The subject soaks into the brain neatly, timidly. First you like one photo, then you like the dress, then you create an altar to worship one actress. You will find that two designers are on your radar and for the last photo shoots it’s yours dear. Mexico, pin-up, mourning chic, but at least holy heaven. Agree, building a seasonal wardrobe, inspired by the sky and only the sky, is more than an exciting activity that will very successfully pull you out of the fashionable wooden frame.

This fall I decided to be crazy about Italy. Exaggerated, stereotypical, derived from artists’ images and paintings.

So the guide “How to be a stubborn Italian, be a dull Russian.”

1. Let’s start with the makeup embellishments… No, let’s start with the hair color. I can only give airy blondes and passionate redheads what you yourself understand. Before applying makeup, it should be remembered that in Italy, a country far from the cold, it makes sense to retouch a noble pale face with an elegant tan – the unhealthy blue will be reduced, and the darkening of the skin will give relief to the body and face.

We sharpen the cheekbones and focus on Monica Bellucci’s make-up options: bright eyebrows, passionate lips and her eyes will not part with black mascara.

2. Forget modest chains and simple rings. Develop a magpie taste – fly into the massive, shiny, obscenely golden, with stones, Catholic crosses and even pasta. If you find earrings that look suspiciously like chandeliers, congratulations and envy. I’m even a little sad that I’m indifferent to wearing earrings, and my self-pierced ears were overgrown a hundred years ago.

3. No matter how much I predicted that everyone would be bored with floral dresses, it turns out that this year it has put all its strength into undyed fabrics. So for the next few days, I will forget about my grumbling and go in search of black and red flowers, spread out in large numbers on the dress.

4. Here, owners of breasts whose size exceeds zero and the first can say: “Envy!” – and proudly stick out their shapes. Deep ones such as the Mariana Trench, round and square cutouts are highly recommended for you.

For all us busty ladies, get a fitted dress and make your volumes more extreme by separating them at the waist with a belt.

5. Remove jeans and trousers from your wardrobe. For hot summer days, you can keep energetic high-waisted shorts, and in autumn, stock up on fluffy skirts of various lengths, overly sexy dresses, embroidered stilettos and step out on the streets, swinging your hips gracefully.

No, he wasn’t even just squirming, he was shaking excitedly. As if in slow motion, on black and white film, under the video of Dalida Bang Bang.

And of course, keep a million lazy photos on hand for image copying and inspiration. Monica Bellucci and Dolce & Gabbana are our everything.

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