The European Sex Championships take place in Sweden

The European Sex Championships are scheduled in Sweden on June 8. At least that’s what the Swedish Sex Federation website says. The federation promises to cover all costs of the participants and provides an e-mail address where interested parties can register.

That’s about all the contact information you’ll find on the site. One searches in vain for an address or names of those responsible.

Yet the Federation seems to really exist. For example, various Swedish media reported last January about the chairman of the sex association, Dragan Bratic. Ground: Bratic, known in Sweden as the owner of a strip club, wants sex to be recognized as an official sport. He submitted a corresponding application to the national sports association in January. He told Swedish radio P4 Jönköping:

Even though the sex club is registered as an organization, its activity is not yet considered a sport. The president of the national sports federation, Björn Eriksson, told Swedish news magazine “Efter Fem” that he was upset about the application:

In addition to the Sex Association, five other associations had submitted an application to be included in the national sports association. For example, the e-sports association. While both the sex federation and the esports federation were expected to be rejected out of hand, the last one was recorded at the end of May anyway, as reported by Radio P4 Jönköping.

According to the Läget news platform, the sex association’s application was never properly investigated because it was not complete. For example, Radio P4 Jönköping headlined the decision: “Sex union got a no.” Swedish:

According to Läget, the application stated that the association had more than 3,000 members in December (status when the application was submitted). These will be distributed among 31 associations across Sweden. The application was also said to be a first step towards the goal Making sex a respected and established sport worldwide.

They try to do the same on their official website. There they devote an entire column to answering the question: “What is sport and how is it defined?”

You write:

Convinced?

Anyone who thinks that you can easily become a member of this association and immediately “sport”, is mistaken:

What theory are you asking? The sex federation goes back to a classic: the Kama Sutra. She emphasizes how important a good theoretical education is for a successful education.

If you click on the website on the question that was asked: “What is the most important thing when it comes to sex?” one is in a surprisingly philosophical performance. Thus it is emphasized that there should never be any suspicion of a cult-like relationship within the SSF. Than:

There is also criticism that sex is still considered taboo in society. This leads to people often looking for sex online, where they are then scammed. People are exploited online because sex is considered taboo and shameful, criticizes the SFF. To counter this, she wants to offer these people a physical place where they should feel free.

Not only that, as a sports club they want people to practice and compete for sex. Because if you train hard, you can expect a better life. Even though the idea of ​​the SFF sounds “weird”, according to the association:

Now to the sport itself: As stated in the rules on the website, the sport consists of 16 disciplines or rounds. In each discipline, two participants compete against each other. They receive individual points for their performance, which they can then use to move on to the next discipline (if they wish).

The first discipline revolves around how quickly you can seduce your opponent. Moving on to the second round, you must first massage the common areas of the body before continuing to massage erotic zones in the third round. Only in the fourth round is it about foreplay. The main thing here is to make the other person happy.

In the fifth round it continues with oral sex, in the sex – sorry – sixth round with penetration. After that, the focus in the seventh round is on endurance, in the eighth round it is simply about the appearance of the genitals.

Once you’ve successfully completed the first eight rounds, things get acrobatic: Later disciplines mainly revolve around artistic execution, complexity and changing gender positions.

At the end, the person with the most points wins.

By the way: as the association writes, the sport is dominated by women in almost all disciplines. This seems to have led to discussion within the association:

na? Interested? You can still register for the European Sex Championship on the official website. (sa)