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“I farted in front of my boyfriend! And I’m super embarrassed!”

Hi zäme, super embarrassing, actually not embarrassing at all, I know, but I’m still embarrassed (maybe not in three days, but still…), SO:

I’ve only recently started a romantic relationship. Before that, I hadn’t been with anyone for so long and so often that somehow it could have come to this kind of situation. Or I suppressed it, don’t know exactly.

In any case, it was like I farted in front of my friend. The first time. So I sort of started farting, he’s never farted in front of me. And I didn’t just fart, I farted so hard that he was startled. By accident of course. But yes, it’s over. Literal.

And now, that sounds a little strange, but somehow I feel like the eroticism is gone now. He made such a funny face like he thought I was dirty now! But I’m also still a bit traumatized because it just happened this morning (and I’m already writing it here…haha.)

So I’m not alone with this fart thing: how were you guys? Who farted first? Did you just laugh about it? Was it different after that? My friend didn’t smile or do anything – he just looked at me with wide eyes, totally annoyed. And then I went to my house and it’s been radio silence ever since.

I’m just sending him a fart gif right now to ease the whole situation. Or what would you advise me…….? Please fart GIFs in the comment column, thanks.

Oh! So embarrassing!!!

Ah yes, it happened while putting on shoes…

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