World Sex Championships in Spain: Father of three blasts for the win

The European Sex Championship only had its premiere in Sweden in June 2023, and this year the event will already take place on the world stage: it will be hot in Malaga, Spain until April 5.

The sport is not recognized. Yet the organizer, the Swedish Sex Federation, would like more attention and criticizes the media reporting. She writes to Watson:

Who participates in the World Sex Championships, what are the rules and is sex a sport or not? An overview.

He is 37, married, has three children and wants to become a sex champion: Jax Sweller. The American rams fights for the title in Malage. The Swedish Sex Federation competition started on March 5 and the winner will be announced on April 5.

Jax originally worked as a cameraman for pornographic films before venturing into front of the lens himself. He emphasized to the DailyMail that his wife has no problem with his hobby:

The former cameraman says he was contacted and asked to take part in the competition, adding:

The sex athlete will receive $4,000 plus an all-expenses-paid trip for his participation. However, the competition also has its pitfalls, Jax admits:

Nevertheless, he loves this job and is living every man’s dream.

Now to the sport itself: As the rules on the website say, the sport consists of 16 disciplines or rounds. In each discipline two competitors compete against each other. They receive individual points for their performance, which they can then use to move on to the next discipline (if they wish).

The first discipline is about how quickly you can seduce your opponent. If you proceed to the second round, you should first massage the normal body parts before moving on to massage the erotic areas in the third round. Only in the fourth round is it about foreplay. The most important thing is to please the other person.

In the fifth round there is oral masturbation, in sex – sorry – sixth round there is penetration. The seventh round focuses on endurance, before a break in the eighth round: the appearance of the genitals is assessed.

Once you’ve successfully completed the first eight rounds, things get acrobatic: The subsequent disciplines mainly revolve around the artistic execution, complexity and variety of sexual positions.

At the end of the 16th round, the person with the most points wins.

By the way: As the association writes, sport is dominated by women in almost all disciplines. A fact that has apparently already led to discussions within the association:

No matter how detailed the competition is described on the website, the general circumstances seem vague. The federation promises on its website to cover all participant costs and provides an email address where interested parties can register.

Those are all the contact details you can find on the site. You will search in vain for an address or names of those responsible.

Nevertheless, the Federation appears to exist. For example, various Swedish media reported in January last year about the chairman of the sex association, Dragan Bratic. Rode: Bratic, who is known in Sweden as a strip club owner, wanted sex to be recognized as an official sport. To this end, he submitted a corresponding application to the national sports association in January 2022. He told Swedish radio P4 Jönköping:

Even though the sex association is registered as an organization, its activity is not yet considered a sport. The president of the national sports association, Björn Eriksson, expressed his anger about the application submitted to the Swedish news magazine “Efter Fem”:

In addition to the sex association, five other associations have also applied for membership of the national sports association. The same applies to the e-sports club. While a rejection from both the sex association and the e-sports association was expected in advance, the latter was recorded at the end of May, as Radio P4 Jönköping reported.

According to news platform Läget, the sex association’s application was never properly investigated because it was incomplete. This is how Radio P4 Jönköping headlined the decision: “Sex association got a no.” In Swedish:

According to Läget, the application stated that the association had more than 3,000 members in December 2022 (at the time the application was submitted). These are distributed among 31 associations throughout Sweden. It was also said that the application was a first step towards the goal, To make sex a respected and established sport worldwide.

They also try this on their official website. There they devote an entire column to the question: “What is sport and how is it defined?”

You write:

Convinced?

Anyone who thinks that you can simply become a member of this association and get involved in “sports” is wrong:

What theory you ask? The Sex Federation is based on a classic: the Kama Sutra. She emphasizes how important a good theoretical education is for a successful education.

If you click further on the website, the question arises: “What is the most important thing when it comes to sex?” This way you end up in a surprisingly philosophical performance. It is thus emphasized that there should never be any suspicion of a cult-like relationship within the SSF. Because:

There is also criticism that sex is still considered taboo in society. This often leads people to look for sex online, only to be scammed. People are exploited online because sex is considered taboo and shameful. criticizes the SFF. To combat this, she wants to offer these people a physical place where they can feel free.

And not only that: as a sports club they want people to train and participate in sex. Because if you train hard, you can expect a better life. Even though the idea of ​​the SFF sounds ‘strange’, the association says: