Yuliya celebrates bachelorette party with consequences! Were we just in “Hangover IV” or what?

Maybe you’ve been like me and you’re feeling a little tormented by Kenny right now. And no, I don’t mean that moment a few days ago when he stood in our editorial kitchen and microwaved a mountain of kencakes. The kencakes looked like kencakes. So like on Instagram. At least similar.

No, I’m talking about all the questionnaires that Kenny has recently completed in the Swiss media. I’ve read everything And in my vague memory Kenny answered every question with joy. Question: “Porsche or Proust?” Answer: “Party.” “What do you always have in your bag?” – “A party.” “Describe yourself in one word.” – «Party horny.» And so on. At least similar.

And because Kenny’s life is, shall we say, monothematic, he now has three ladies in the finale who all look the same. At least from behind. Long dark straight hair. Lara, Leo, Chiara. They all have to wear the same clothes. Namely ironically intended wedding dresses. Because? Because Yuliya wants it that way. N/A? Is it dawn? Yes!

Where Yuliya is, Yuri can’t be far, and lo and behold, the affectionate ally of hearts joins Kenny, who is still undecided which of the identical triplets to choose. You just have to “in di inalosa” and “auf dis Herz losa”, says Yuri, then everything will be fine. And then he starts a surprise that neither Yuliya, nor Kenny, nor the broadcaster knew about.

“Well, I’m uh both very happy, so most of all I’m very happy, uh, I love the woman, würkli uf another kind and Wis, aso more than, jo, more than normali love, and I dengga, that’s for I am the woman of life and, uh, han mi aifach derzue decide, why not, uh, I will propose to her aifach mole.”

How cute is he?!?! At the time, he told a media product other than us, he had no doubts about Yuliya’s yes. After all, the two have already experienced a lot in the few months of their great love, such as a miscarriage. How sad! But how nice that the two have no doubts about starting a family. Only love counts!

No sooner said than done, at the bachelorette party, after a few drag queen acts and in front of a background of illuminated plastic shoes:

“I’m so madly in love with you, and yes, you’re the worst thing that ever happened to me, and that’s why I just wanted to ask you if you would become a petite woman?”

“Yes!”

“Same penis forever!”

So put monster aside. Because we celebrated that YuYu is the best this show has ever produced since Yuri first cast his soulful allied eye on Yuliya. We are curious who Kenny will spend the next party weekends with. No, we don’t really care, let’s face it (it’s Chiara), lying is not a virtue and a waste of time. And Kenny does NOT stand for “the hardest and most important decision in my life”, wuki nöd!

To recharge for the last rose, the ladies go to a dog cafe, where they can finally cuddle without making each other jealous. Then we talk forever and back with and without Kenny about feelings, jealousy, hope and the like.

And so it drags on in many grammatically dubious sentences – “You have magic writing, I can’t argue with that.” (“You have a magical attraction that I can’t resist.”) – and culminates in the bull’s-eye for Chiara, who seems extremely random. As if Kenny let the dogs from the dog cafe draw a lot.

Guys, congratulations, we’re all “great monks” (all in all in the last episode) who didn’t give up and persisted until the legendary moment when Yuliya said yes to the same penis forever. It was worth it, wasn’t it? Now please say yes. Otherwise, I’ll go out and look in the Porsche with Proust at the time I’ve lost over the past few weeks. i love you all